"When you're younger you can eat what you like, drink what you like and still get into your 26 inch waist trousers and zip them closed. Then you reach that age......" So what makes John "Bertie" Bassett sad? Could it be that reaching the age of 50 Something, the world seems strange, curious, sad and quite frankly annoying?

Part stand up, part personal reminiscence, part observational, part rant, part shout at the world this show will certainly ask the big questions that none other does like: what do Barry Cryer, Dave Gahan and Steve Baker MP have in common? Is it possible to do a punk clog dance? What is that makes Carter USM so important and why are there only two women on Tracey Island?

Contains strong language but no nuts!

strong language

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