Hi, I (Joe) am throwing a birthday party for my Uncle Brian (my best friend who deserves the world). There will be cake and squash and I've hired Barry Manilow. Please turn up.

Irina takes erotic photos of average-looking men. Always behind the lens, she watches, she moulds, and she stalks. These boys are putty in her hands, just the way she likes it.

Darren's left me, but I don't wanna talk about it babes. Get the karaoke, I'll read your tarot and try not to have a breakdown or maybe just not be sick in the toilets!

A whirlwind romance of stories and laughs about love. Featuring Love Hearts and love songs - happiness and heartache - a big shiny heart, an alien and lots of audience involvement!

A thriller of spies-baddies-girls-bums and a lot of naughty un-pc humour as Up Close Theatre takes aim at the spy genre. Who will be safe? If easily offended, choose another show!!!